Tag: Babies

  • February 5, 2026

    Emi has taken to crying like mad in the evenings. Tonight, it’s gone later into the night than usual. I say, “usual,” it only having been a week since it started. We thought we had it figured out the last couple of nights. She corrected us.

    We think it has something to do with her sleep patterns. Everybody I ask ultimately ends up at colic.

    As I write this, she’s working on a shit. She looks serious.

  • I ain’t touching your baby

    I ain’t touching your baby

    I just got back from London, Ontario, where I was visiting my cousin, his family, and six-week-old baby boy. Just before I was about to leave, my cousin sat down next to me with his sleeping child pressed against his chest. I shifted toward to the nearest armrest. (more…)